1. Area 52

    • Coach McGuirk: Remember what I told you about Area 51.
    • Brendon: Yeah, it's where they store the frozen bodies of the aliens that landed on earth.
    • Coach McGuirk: What about Area 52?
    • Brendon: It's where they store the frozen bodies of the illegal aliens.
    • Coach McGuirk: Very good. It's also a porn movie.